the badbadivy experience

Vivian Jackson Hogan
11/10/1927-8/31/2007

Yesterday I bugged Heather to death, asking her to help me find a word. All I could tell her was, “It’s like exacerbate, but it means to completely engulf someone in flames.”
I was looking to put this word in my “Dads Don’t Babysit” post over at Love Shak, Baby in this sentence:
When I used to [...]

Seriously, I think I need to go to the doctor and get this shit sorted out. It’s pretty obvious to me that I have PMDD. About 5 years ago I had a major freakout and I was diagnosed bipolar. I disclosed this to all my doctors I have now and although I have been unmedicated [...]

I’m sure that comes as no great surprise to anyone, but check it. Firefox 2.0 has an awesome thing where if you misspell stuff, it puts a little red line under whatever you wrote to tell you the word is spelled wrong. Nifty, except I thought it worked on all blog platforms. Not so, it [...]

In case you weren’t at BarCamp (for shaaaame!), or you were at BarCamp and missed my presentation (gasp! that’s even worse!), I told people that the weirdest things attract attention online. A post you spent 2 minutes writing will attract all sorts of attention and a post you spent time researching and getting pictures for [...]

Dear men of the world,
I understand that I, as a woman, have it far, far easier when I want to have sex. Even though I’m not the hottest chick ever, I know I can walk into just about any bar and walk out with a dude that’s cute enough to fuck. And not all men [...]

I’ve been lamenting for years about how much I hate my teeth. They’re all kinds of jacked up. My uncle got braces a couple of years ago and he just recently got them off. I really don’t want to have braces for that long, though. I have enough problems with looking younger than I am [...]

I’ve lost a shitload of weight in the past few months. That would make me not BIG bad ivy, just BAD bad ivy.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Love,
Ivy

Fine. You wanted $3500 down. But did you have to be so fucking rude to me? I can’t wait until I’m rich, I’m going to go buy a shitload of cars from the Dodge place across town and go drive them through your grass at your dealership. Assholes.

Just taking a little break from working my tuckus off to point this out: