I’ve been going around to all the places where I have pictures up and have been changing it to that hot picture Shauna took of me. Yeah, I’m a total attention whore, what can I say?

Anyway, ever since I changed it over at StumbleUpon, I’ve been getting a shitload of SU mail. Seems I have some fans. Most of them are pretty innocuous. This one, however, is the best email/comment/etc. I’ve ever gotten:

u are a lady of great virtue and i really understand ur integrity, u want to protect ur honour and uphold ur dignity my heart is always glad whenever i see u are a lady i really have a great enthustiasm for and ur exotic look has caused a great temptation to my soul am confused i cant restrain my hungry eyes from u because u have bring a cheering moment to my life. i love u so much.

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What in the hell do you say to THAT? Hahahahahaa. I can NOT stop laughing.

ETA: Just looked at the profile and the dude is from nigeria. This makes it even funnier.


  1. The Zero Boss

    Nigeria? For fuck’s sake, Ivy, don’t give him your bank account info!!!

    (And yeah, that picture is HOT.)

  2. rose

    You have been causing great temptation in my soul for

    10 YEARS!!!!
    That’s a long time!

  3. Short and Fat

    Can’t blame the guy. I saw boobs and had to look, too.

    I don’t know if my eyes were really hungry, or if I was just snacking.

  4. Grrrlfriend Jess

    Daayyyyum, lady! You are one hot mama. I love the glasses and boobs. So smart and oh-so sassy.

  5. Lynnster

    I changed yours on my MySpace profile’s friends list to that one and have gotten two MS mails from guy friends wanting to know who that Ivy chick is. Heh heh.

  6. Sofy

    I had a laugh with this, because i just got the exact same message from the same guy in stumble,, and my reaction? the same as yours… laughing,, it was so fake the message that i couldnt resist to look a phrase of the message in google,, and here i found u,,, I knew it,, hahahahahaha,,

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