Why yes, I did skip “inhibition day” in elem. school.

May 27, 2007 in Uncategorized

Someone requested a new post up here and now’s as good a time as any. So, last night. Oh, my. I was drinking Red Bull and Vodka, which is highly recommended if you don’t want a hangover. Other people are complaining about their hangovers- I feel great today, bitches. But the RB+V leads to other things, like me putting my boobs in everyones face and all. Sorry, people that don’t like boobs in their face. You’re totally welcome, those who do like em.

I can’t even begin to tell you what a completely awesome time I had last night.  I’ll try to sum some stuff up.

-Mack, you are one hell of a dancer, too. That was some fun shit.

-Ginger can sing like you wouldn’t believe I totally had to kick her ass when she was like, “Dude, that sucked.” No. It. Didn’t. MY singing sucked. I don’t care about my singing sucking because that’s how I roll, but YOURS did not, by any stretch of the imagination.

-KateO and her man are such cutie patooties. I’d like to shrink them and carry them around in my pocket and take them out every now and then and make them dance, or something.

-Jag was looking sexy and threatening to beat persons in my life up for me. I so appreciate that.

-Oh, and thanks to my fellow Love Shack singers. Sorry I’m such a microphone hog, again, that’s how I roll.

-JohnH, you are a blast, man. Thanks for providing seating for me outside. You da man.

-Chris muthafuckin’ Wage,  John H is right, you totally rock the non-beard look. You kick so much ass, man, I can’t even begin to tell ya.

-Slarti is one singing mofo. He rocked the house, I was so impressed. And he’s looking pretty damn good, man. The weight loss and haircut is sizzlin’.  And he’s lucky to have such a cool wife like Lintilla, I dig her so much.

-AuntB and Brittney TOTALLY did an awesome job on Jolene. Those two ladies were looking fiiiine.

-Kat Coble will tell you she sucked on ‘Werewolves of London’, but I’m here to tell you, she rocked it out.

-Mary Mancini is SO! Fucking! Cool! I wanna be her when I grow up, seriously.

I know there’s other stuff I wanted to say that I’m forgetting, but dudes, I’m brain dead today. I feel fine, but my brain is like buh, buh, buh. Whatevs. Thanks SO MUCH for such an awesome time last night, y’all.