NaBloPoMo

Well, I made it. Sort of, anyway, I did miss a day, but I posted several times a day during that time period, so I did get 30 posts in 30 days, I just missed a day. Anyway.

So if you had told me last week that I would be typing from my laptop in my garage, I would have laughed at you because I was through messing with wireless routers. If you would have told me last week that I would be typing in my garage because Jeffraham Prestonian set up my WiFi, I would have *really* laughed at you, because I hated that dude.

My, how a week changes things. Yep, that’s right, Jefffraham and I made up, and I had him out to my house today and he set up my WiFi. Come to find out, he’s a *really* nice guy and fun to hang out with. Even stranger, hanging out with him turned out to be the best part of my day, other than the fun I’m having right now posting from my garage.

Of course, it was a rather crappy day, so that might be a Hobbsian comparison, I don’t know. Nah, it was fun.

So otherwise: Nate’s had diarrhea all day, which is fun since he’s fairly newly potty trained and didn’t make it to the bathroom on time but one time all day. Oh, and Beast has diarrhea as well, so it’s been a rather crappy day, literally.

Happy NaBloPoMo, everyone! Maybe I’ll post every day in December as well. Won’t you guys be in for a treat? Wonder who I’ll completely bitch out next month, then randomly become pals with. I think I might just pick a fight with BusyMom. I’ve been wanting to get to know her.


  1. Anonymous

    Easiest fiddy bux I ever made. ;)

    (naw, sitting on my dead ass, surfing porn for 80 minutes at HCA was probably easier)

    haw
    .

  2. Busy Mom

    Let’s see…what can we fght about? I’ll fight about whatever, you decide.

  3. Sonia

    Glad you had a good day…besides that whole diarhea thing.

    PS…I’m the 3rd most popular link on your blog today…as of 9:57 pm Nov 30th. :::: adjusts crown. ::: walks away with a strut.

  4. Ivy, the Great and Powerful

    I dunno, B-Mo, how about you LOVE eggs and I HATE them? I really do hate eggs, so that works for me.

  5. Anonymous

    … but you like French Toast, you Saddam-appeaser, you!
    .

  6. Ivy, the Great and Powerful

    JeffraHAM! Shhhh! I told you not to TELL anyone! :P

  7. Lynnster

    I have been giggling all night about you two. This is SOOO funny how it turned out!

    I usually have always considered myself an OK judge of character via online, but after this I’m probably going to think twice and reserve disliking someone ’til I meet ‘em.

    Y’all are adorable together and I’m tickled that you both made a new friend this week!

  8. Anonymous

    Lynnster — Thang is, if Ivy knew how much I can dick around with Linksys router firmware, she’d have never let me in her house. ;)

    Evil, like rust, never sleeps. lol
    .

  9. Anonymous

    Dammit, Jim!

    What’s up with Blogger comments, this gusty day?
    .

  10. Busy Mom

    OK. I can take or leave eggs, but, for you , I’m willing to take a stand.

    Here goes…

    *ahem*

    Your rash generalization that all eggs are bad gives me pause. It’s people like you that give egg haters a bad name. What’s with all the vitriol? Where is the egg tolerance?!

    I have tried and tried to make you a friend of the egg, yet, you consistently deny the egg.

    If you would just take a moment to listen to what eggs tell you, then, perhaps you would be able to make an informed decision about eggs.

    Chickens and roosters and farmers and stuff work very, very hard to give all of us freedom to enjoy eggs. How can you just let this privilege go to waste like that?!

    (How was that?)

  11. Kathy T.

    Here are some egg discussion topics for you:

    1. Is the :::smell::: of eggs more like natural gas or human gas.
    2. Runny vs. well done.
    3. Do you patiently peel one that won’t peel or do you just throw it up against the wall to the horror and consternation of your mother-in-law.
    4. Oh wait, that was me.
    5. Chicken eggs or duck eggs, which is better.

  12. Malia

    save the eggs, save the world

  13. Ivy, the Great and Powerful

    Bitch, please! Eggs are nasty! You’re right, those chickens work HARD and we steal all their eggs! And all that cholesterol! Arrrgh, eggs are BAD BAD BAD!!

  14. Busy Mom

    Oh, PULEEZE!!

    Eggs are a good source of low-cost high-quality protein, providing 5.5 grams of protein (11.1% of the daily value for protein) in one egg for a caloric cost of only 68 calories. The structure of humans and animals is built on protein. We rely on animal and vegetable protein for our supply of amino acids, and then our bodies rearrange the nitrogen to create the pattern of amino acids we require.

    So, BOOM!!

  15. Ivy, the Great and Powerful

    But you’re eating baby chickens!! Think of the baby chickens!!!!!

  16. Busy Mom

    Oh, so now you want to get into the beginning of life debate?

    Them eggs ain’t fertilized. It’s not a baby chick.

    Mmmm…eggs…

  17. Ivy, the Great and Powerful

    On a semi-serious note, how do we *know* they’ve never been fertilized? I guess we don’t let roosters come around the chickens who are producing eggs for eating?

    Do chickens actually have sex?

    Blissfully ignorant of chicken mating habits,

    Ivy

  18. Busy Mom

    Hmmm…I’ve never thought about that, really.

  19. Anonymous

    Aw, you haven’t had sex until you’ve had chicken sex!

    Oops — I’ve said too much.
    .

  20. Busy Mom

    *clucks disapprovingly at JP*

  21. Malia

    You know, I was thinking about this post and the whole Jeffraham thing and it occurred to me that you and I sort of started our “blog relationship” through a small controversy.

    Yep, that’s BadBadIvy, bringing people together through conflict.

  22. Kathy T.

    I want to hear about how Malia and Ivy met! Remember my first meeting with the Bald Girl Wonder? She kept bitching about the spaghetti dinner!

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