the badbadivy experience

You know you want some toast with Hello Kitty’s face on it! Well, you’re in luck, there is such a toaster. I bought said toaster yesterday at Target, on sale for $13.84. Not only does it make my kitchen look REALLY cute, but it really does toast Hello Kitty’s face onto the toast, if you center the bread correctly, and you make sure it’s on one of the darker settings. Megs and I are in toast ecstasy.

And it’s a really good toaster, it has lots of settings and stuff. The boys in the family don’t seem to care (though Aaron’s at his dad’s for a week, so I don’t know what he might think of it, but knowing Aaron, he won’t care, as long as it produces toast) and it makes me so happy just to peer into my kitchen and see Hello Kitty’s smiling face looking back at me.

I’m thrilled to finally have a decent toaster again. Awhile back, we got to test that our fire alarm works, when I put some Pop Tarts (Rosie’s gonna die- only a select few will get that joke) into the toaster, took the dog outside, and suddenly Megs comes running out, telling me the house was smoky. The Pop Tarts had lodged inside the toaster and started to smoulder.

Lessons Learned:

1. Pop Tarts are not only unhealthy and taste like ass, but they also are dangerous to your house.
2. Never take the dog outside when you’re making Pop Tarts. Tis better to have a wet floor, than to have a burned down house!

So, everyone, run right on out to Target and get you a Hello Kitty toaster, if you need one, and are manly enough to eat some Kitty.