Archive for December 20th, 2005
1. Does anyone have a good way to make your cats stop scratching at your carpet? They have scratching posts, they just seem to prefer to piss me and the dog off by scratching the carpet. :/
2. It’s a chill, relaxing night. I got finished with my work pretty early and the kids are [...]
I have the feeling my more conservative readers won’t like this, but they’ll have to get over it, because I think it’s pretty funny.
Bush Condoms
(not exactly work safe. The “F” bomb, sexual overtones. No nudity, thank God.)
Ok, so Mystery Lady X, Sr. is pretty old and doesn’t walk very well so she doesn’t drive or anything, and she lives with my uncle, Mr. Pink. Last night she called me and asked me to do some Christmas shopping for her today. No problem, I told her, I’ll be over in the morning.
But [...]
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