the badbadivy experience

If you knew a train wreck was going to happen, and when it did happen, it would end up in your backyard, where you would be the one picking up the pieces, what would you do?
If you called the guy driving the train, and he knew the train wreck was going to happen, but didn’t [...]

Lots of work today, so not so much posting. But I *am* taking a break to tell you all about Nate!
He decided a couple of hours ago that he wanted to hear his “bubba undees”, which is Nate-ese for big boy undies. I figured he’d have a couple of accidents, and we’d be back in [...]

My house smells like Heaven must smell. That is, if Heaven is filled with a bunch of meat eaters, haha!
I defrosted a rump roast the other day, and had to use it today before it went bad. I’ve never cooked a roast in the oven before without an oven bag, so I’m scared of [...]

I am number two *and* number six on a yahoo search for “dog won’t poop in the rain”! Now, that’s fame and fortune, kiddies.
To the person who came to my blog, probably (hopfully) looking for answers on how to get their dog to poop in the rain, I’m sorry you didn’t get the answers [...]

Yep, it’s high time I blogrolled some new people, so since I don’t have much work to do today, and have the house cleaned up and don’t really have anywhere to go, I blogrolled some new people today. Blogger, why can’t you make it easy? Why do I have to go into my template and [...]

You know you want some toast with Hello Kitty’s face on it! Well, you’re in luck, there is such a toaster. I bought said toaster yesterday at Target, on sale for $13.84. Not only does it make my kitchen look REALLY cute, but it really does toast Hello Kitty’s face onto the toast, if [...]

Michael Vale, the actor who did the Dunkin’ Donuts commercial- you know the one, “Time to make the donuts”, has passed away at the age of 83.
I loved those commercials when I was a kid. May you rest in peace, Mr. Vale.

You’ve gotta come meet me sometime. If you won’t come to the blogger meet-ups, why not come have lunch with me sometime?! You KNOW you wanna. Unless, of course, you‘re afraid of me!
:::skipping off merrily::::::

There are these people that live, well, sort of, across the street from me. They are generally nice people, I like them OK, but lately they have really been pissing me off.
Why, you ask? Well, they have these two dogs. When it was warmer, they would take their dogs out on leashes, which was fine, [...]

Bah, I was in a really good mood and it got shot all totally to hell. A friend of mine called me, and in our conversation, he mentioned (in not so many words) that my blog is uninteresting. Really, if he was looking to hurt me, he couldn’t have aimed any better. But I [...]