the badbadivy experience

Mystery Lady X, Senior (that’s Mystery Lady X’s mother aka my grandma) quite frequently sends me books to read. They’re usually books on how to be a good liberal, or biographies of great liberals. (See? I’m pretty much forced to be a liberal, my family all insists on it, haha, except for Mac, that is) [...]

Ah, the joys of being an American. Black Friday pics all rounded up in one spot:
Sale!
:/

Well, I think one of the things that was holding Mr. Pink up, was the fact that he brought a whole lot of nifty cut-up veggies, like we had asked him to. Nobody can put on a veggie tray like Mr. Pink.All in all, it was a good time. There were no major fights or [...]

(This post was written yesterday, about 12:30 in the afternoon, but I held on to it, in the event the family wanted to look at my blog. They didn’t, so you guys get to read this post!)
So, why am I sitting in front of my computer during prime Thanksgiving lunch hours? Oh, that would be [...]

Someone searched “teen fur bush pics” and came to my site. NASTY! Get off my blog, ya pervs!

I’ll be online at times tomorrow, I’m sure, but I’ll not be blogging so much, if at all. (Unless something interesting happens at T’giving dinner) So, let me take this opportunity to write a post to you guys, my readers.
I am thankful for you guys. Some of you readers are people I already knew in [...]

There’s good news! And I already saved a lot of money by switching to Geico, so guess what it could be??
That’s right, kids!
I GOT A JOB!!!
The best part of all is, I don’t know that I could have dreamed up a better job for what I need right now. Basically, I’m going to be doing [...]

Oh, how sad. I hate when people are really trying to dig themselves out of their bad choices, and a tragedy like this happens.

I am so afraid when I write this, that I’m going to hurt people’s feelings. But, fuck it, I’m gonna say it anyway.
Lately I’ve been besieged by a bunch of women saying stuff like, “Oh, I’m so huge! I’m up to a size EIGHT!!!”
Even if I lost every single bit of fat on my body, [...]

So I took The World’s Smallest Political quiz, and it told me I was a maple tree. I think I broke it.
No, for serious, I took the test and it told me something no other political quiz has EVER told me, and I think it’s either broken or there’s something wrong with me. Look:

Impossible, kids, [...]