St. Mark gave me a 20 spot to buy a turkey with for Thanksgiving. So I went to Kroger today to buy said turkey. I almost fell over dead. Dead, I tell ya! They had turkeys that were $35 and up, I even saw a turkey OVER FIFTY FRIGGIN DOLLARS! Who pays that, for a turkey, I ask?

So I said, “Screw it, I’m going to go to Aldi and see if they have anything cheaper.”

Lo and behold, they have 12 lb Butterball turkeys for $9.99! Sweet! I made a $10 profit on turkey buying this year!

But don’t tell St. Mark, anyone, or he will expect change.


  1. Sonia

    I’m glad I read this! my mom was just talking about how expensive turkeys are this year. I’ll have to tell her to check out aldi’s. Loooove that store man!

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